Bill and Lance, two ripped, no-nonsense American commandos, have been called upon by their grizzled old Commander, Colonel Blood, for one last death-defying mission. But when their chopper crash-lands in the heart of the Last Frontier, they’re left stranded, outnumbered, and outgunned. With nothing but their bare fists, oversized weapons, and an insatiable thirst for destruction, they carve a path of carnage through their enemies, leaving behind one simple reminder:Real men don’t reload.